You think he could finish a couch? I think it would eventually fake it, tell him what a good boy he was, and then roll over and let him sleep in the wet spot.

Yes. For proof, look at when cops murder people.

You don't need to be vetted to use OAUTH. And you shouldn't need to be. It would kill OAUTH completely.

Oh, baby! I'm almost there. Say it again. Say, "too big to fail is too big to exist," again!

The fact that this is even a contest makes me fucking weep for humanity.

Google search is such garbage. I get why they would do this, but it's just more enshittification and I just... don't care. It's like watching old friends doing meth. It's sad, but in a way I just have to distance myself from instead of spending my energy trying to save them from a fate they are determined to meet.

a hot Black girlfriend who corrupts him with sex

You son of a bitch! I'm in.

All I could think of.

That might be a worse fate, but it's not as poetic as being devoured by birds for the crime of murdering birds.

It's blatantly untrue, though. If the actors don't accept it are the studios going to just close up shop? No. So it's absolutely not the final offer unless they accept it.

I don't care what sort of evil you think you're fighting, as soon as you threaten rape, you're the bad guy. Threatening murder is also awful but like at least there is the concept of killing in self defence. There is no rape in self defence–it is a completely evil act.

In case anyone needs help with this concept.

This stance seems so off-brand for Dee and Alice. But they are pretty up there in age. I might not want to know my dad's inner thoughts on this, either, I suppose. Still, for glam rockers raging against oppressive authority, it seems like they would have a more progressive take on this.