MeatPilot

In their houses and they prefer you don't stop by.

Whoops, eeh can fix and replace later

Oh look it's Gary!

Might have been put in the sun a tad too long.

But the fingers don't just grow on your hands

Reminds me of these.

Right on! I get this energy as well. Never had anyone "manage" me. Make my own schedule and I project deep roots into everything I touch and improve cutting me loose would be extremely painful.

I did work somewhere where the COO wanted to can my ass. But they were constantly told I was way to valuable by the rest of the c-suite and cool it. Their problem was I wouldn't kiss their ass and called them out on dumb ideas.

I show up to do work, not play politics. Turns out being good at what you do pays off sometimes.

Poor souls. Only seeing a bunch of posts from @admiralpatrick@lemmy.world talking about how they love the smell of their own farts and scolding them for not appreciating the aroma.

Awesome, might ask a friend to print this for me. Wonder what got me on the list, must be my charm.

*Edit Ah ha, has to be 9. Shit my last comment in my history was a joke about jerking off to my parents.

9) Accounts that post content an average person off the street would see in the feed and go "What the actual fuck?!"

Kinda hard to quantify this one, but basically people who continuously post stuff that, even allowing for a very open mind, the average person would find offputting.

I always thought my stepdad was just giving my dad pointers, because dad sometimes just sat in the corner watching.

Anyways I think they are all still good friends, because I find them eating breakfast together.

Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? Those meant my parents didn't love each other.

Thanks, that's a nice compliment. I only do this sporadically when work is slow.