For engineering equipment it's often impossible to deal with the manufacturer. Your purchasing, training, calibration and trouble shooting has to be done by local resellers who do all this. It can be a huge pain in the ass and just slows everything down unless you get a rare reseller that really knows their shit.
Munkisquisher
Cancel now! It's incredibly convoluted process that makes you think you've done it but no, there's always one more confirm screen hiding behind a tiny button
Not without paying licencing fees for Hannibal Lecter first!
Yeah I bought a bunch of shares 3 years ago, cashing a big chunk out soon for a decent profit
And the world would be better for it
Oh the downvotes!
It's still funny
Wearing them is no problem. They are common gifts for people leaving, we give carved greenstone to friends from overseas who vist. It's customary to only wear it if it's given to you, it's bad luck to buy yourself one. Though carvers will make a show of gifting it to you for koha if you really do want to buy one for yourself.
Learn the customs and the meanings and spread the Tikanga as you wear it.
Cheap sausages here are commonly referred to as 'lips and assholes' or 'hooves and sawdust'. We're pretty blunt about these things.
What if you're thinking about showering while out and about? Also what if you're thinking about having thoughts in the shower while you're not in the shower?