Notthemama

joined 1 year ago

Teenage Boy Announces He Will Step Down from Chore Duties, Younger Sister Takes the Reins in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Lol. That's funny you took the time to check my account. I'm his wife. I stand by my assholery comment.

Teenage Boy Announces He Will Step Down from Chore Duties, Younger Sister Takes the Reins in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Assholery

Teenage Boy Announces He Will Step Down from Chore Duties, Younger Sister Takes the Reins in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That's pretty funny, though. Made me chuckle.

“Are There Other Fairies Like The Tooth Fairy That Pay Money For Human Body Parts?” Asks Child to Shocked Mom in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

They are probably still flying!🤣

“Are There Other Fairies Like The Tooth Fairy That Pay Money For Human Body Parts?” Asks Child to Shocked Mom in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Otherwise known as the night man, aaaAAAAHHH.

“You Got This” Assures Father Who Doesn’t Know How To Help with His Son’s Algebra Homework in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Math hard.

“You Got This” Assures Father Who Doesn’t Know How To Help with His Son’s Algebra Homework in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man, it's a joke. Lighten up!

Local Mom’s Wine Club Cleverly Disguised as a Book Club, Fools No One But Themselves in c/theonion@midwest.social

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Oh no! I'm found out!😆

“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats in c/tattletaletimes@lemmy.world

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I feel personally attacked

Local Father Appalled as 10-Year-Old Son Still Clueless About Easter Bunny’s Egg-Laying Abilities in c/tattletaletimes@lemmy.world

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I remember being confused by the Cadbury bunny as a kid. Like why is it clucking?

Little League Team, Scared Hitless, Attempts to Steal Signs, Finds Picking Nose Not a Real Sign [SATIRE] in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Notthemama@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

For sure! That's my son, too! That, or he's dancing around on a base like Michael Jackson.