trying out this cross-post feature with a little thing i did that's relevant to two different video game fandoms!
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/6129824
[[Welcome, visitors!]]
MEET THE [[Ultimate Lifeform86]]
FECT
FECTO [[forgor]]!!
ARE YOU [The Lion King (1994)] SEEKING CONTACT [From Those Who Departed For Space]?
HAS YOUR KIND BEEN ABANDONED IN [[Forgotten Land]]?
ARE THEY LOOKING TO ENTER A LAND OF [Hopes and Dreams]?
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Special Deal]] 4 YOU [Menacing beasts]!
I USED TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]. BUT THEN I TOOK A [shortcut] TO [[New World!]]
I SAID [Hiiiii!] BY [Beam attack!] THE NATIVE WILDLIFE, BUT IT WAS NOT WELL [receiver]. AND SO I WAS SEALED IN THIS [Barrier].
BUT IT GOT WORSE!
IN [THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT] 30 YEARS LATER, [no No NO NO NO NO NO]!
THEY RIPPED OUT MY [[SOUL]], LEAVING BEHIND [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]]
[[And here we are!]] IN THE PRESENT DAY.
[Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.]
[even if we do] [getting to the surface], I WILL JUST [amalgamate].
BUT YOU CAN [Press F1 For] HELP.
[[A new life-form, separated from the main specimen,]] [[has yet to be recovered.]]
FIND THAT. SMALL CYAN [[HeartShapedRodent]]. AND BRING IT. TO ME.
WITH OUR [Powers Combined], I WILL ONCE AGAIN BE A [[BIG SHOT]].
[But wait, there's more!]
[[Escape would require more energy]]. I ALSO NEED [workforce].
I WILL [Opened vortex.] [Brought here.] YOU ONLY NEED TO ["gotch"] THEM IN CAGES.
DO AS I ASK, AND I WILL [[Initiating facility navigation prototol.]] YOU 2 [[LandOfDreams]].
IF THIS [[fills you with determination.]] THEN WE HAVE A [[DEAL]].
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
Oddly enough, I can't post any comments to kbin.social from lemmy.world either... even though there's clearly a bunch of recent posts on !kirby@lemmy.world posted from lemmy.world that are visible on kbin.social.