This takes me back to my own childhood and makes me so irrationally angry. Or maybe not so irrational now that I think about it.

I use those tape guns at my job all the time. They still piss me off frequently.

Around there Calvin is the very definition of a Frequent Flyer.

I love the way Calvin pokes a big hole in Dad's story there at the end and suddenly it's "Welp, time for bed"...

That kid has an amazingly sophisticated imagination.

I hope he grew up to become a very understanding father...

This is getting painful. I never put my parents' car in a ditch but I did other stuff and I know exactly how he feels.

He's so bright and imaginative, he probably would have invented 4chan--or something even worse.

Oh man, if I was Suzie, Calvin would be so dead after that last remark...

When Calvin says something is gross... ugh... I don't even want to think about it.

She knows you too well, Calvin.

The FBI would be on his doorstep before he could hang up.