OttoVonNoob

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It's a simple plan..

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

With Russia kidnapping children, it's they much harder to get them back without conventional names.. We demand the return of John Smith! we demand the return of 67AutumnLeaves! Russian: We have no one in our system with that name we must not of took him.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Naw I said he was sleeping with the fishes.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So he made a tweet of a screen shot like "that's enough internet" and it was like a video of a dolphin having sex with a women. The highlighted words on the screen were dolphin, women, sex. Meaning he googled something with those keywords combined. I'm sure he didn't google "Women not having sex" with a dolphin..

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No I usually treat everything as a joke. So felt odd to make a positive meme. She killed it and I admitadly teard up during the song.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Found out it was faked after but still have the searching dolphin porn to lean on xD

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Some dude presented JD Vance original biography where he said he fucked a couch, it was then discredited, then more evidence was presented then discredited. But soon JD outes himself for googling Dolphin, women, fuck on Twitter. So dudes into some kinky shit.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago (11 children)

I saw that there reports he didn't fuck a couch, then someone shared an interview where he said he did... Did Republicans even try to dig shit on this guy?!?!

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 months ago (10 children)

There is a wonderful movie about a dog fighting ww1 pilot who is a pig. Both pilots guns jam so they start throwing shit at eachother. It's called Porco Rosso, it's a wonderful film on Netflix(atleast in Canda). If you haven't checked it out I suggest you do. "I'd rather be a pig than a faciast:

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

Trump: OK now pay me Rudy Rudy: What are thought you were paying me?! Trump: why would I pay to suck you off!?! Rudy: I'm broke don't you read tbe news!!!! Trump: Want to do it again? Rudy: Yes

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I always thought a zoo was an excellent site for a horror game. Ever since the zoo in the RE miltiplayer game or even all the monkeys in the original RE2 game design.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

If people didn't tip well, some jobs would be unlivable. So employers would have to pay employees more.

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