Johnny wasn’t the best human, but I’d take him over Taint any day of the week.

About all they are good for is generating boilerplate code. Just far less efficiently than a snippet library.

Get told you’re evil, and the cause of societies problems enough times, you start to believe it.

My ex wife did it to me, always assumed the worst. So I became the worst. It wasn’t even a conscious decision. I just checked out.

Simplistic take, but I see it every day.

I also added a rule.

Exclusive naming rights of all pets brought into the house.

If you’re going to ignore me, there will be consequences.

Isn’t that right cuntdestroyer?

Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”

Where’s Wally: The Movie

I think I preferred it when I couldn’t see it.

I can assure you, your email is throttled. You just haven’t noticed.

Christmas beetles in Australia, because that’s when it’s summer.

Gen X. My parent and grand parents didn’t do shit. It’s not generational. They weren’t bad , just not great. That’s pretty universal.

They didn’t read to me, and I’m an avid reader.

I read to my kids, but they all lost interest in it pretty quickly. Only one of them does it as an adult.

It’s all situational my dude.

What a weird cunt

Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.

It’s just the tip.

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Welease Bawwabas!