RangerJosey

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[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

The fuck they shoot it with? Paintballs?

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Aliens visiting Earth.

I know it's a statistical impossibility that we're the only life out there. I just don't believe they've ever been here. Since we haven't been either conquered or uplifted yet.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. Uh huh. More like Spez saw the drop in site traffic and shit his pants.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The American Experiment has a result. It failed.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 weeks ago

It'll be dead on arrival if it is.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago

They're paid to.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They know better. But this is the bullshit they spin to try and convince everyone else. It doesn't work.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago

We've been cooked since we've depended on capitalists to do the right thing.

It was never going to happen.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember when it was "Don't be evil"

Lol.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago

Good news everyone! No more Student Loans!

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Change my withholding to $0 and go on about my life.

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