And the pregnancies began…baby after baby

As if she didn’t choose that. What a fucking dweeb.

“Diagnosed with something called melasma”

Straight eyelash trauma 

IBS

Migraines

Gluten intolerance

Dairy allergy

Hook trauma (movie) 

Thyroid 

“HASH-motos”

Anxiety

Depression 

Lost feeling in legs “bone on bone from being skinny” (in reality was obsessed with being like  Shane’s yoga instructor  gf and pretended to love yoga - pinched a nerve in neck from poor form)

To anxious  to drive with kids alone when they were little (wonder where she went)  

PMDD

PTSD

Active suicial ideation

Vaginal Shingles 

Preclempsia 

Breast cancer

Skin cancer

Insomnia 

Black toe nails

Cooking trauma

She's never ever been alone. Ever. She said her first husband was a rebound from a guy that broke up with her, (but also wonder if she was cheating then too seems to be a pattern with her. She's proven to be the type that gets a thrill from hooking up with someone who is in a relationship- which checks out considering her obsession with body checking, filters, lies, extreme insecurity) then she was with Shame (he was in committed living together relationship) before her first marriage ended (always has the next one set up first) then was with C while still w Shame while filming Traitors (C was also married)

She literally hates herself so much she can’t be alone with herself. Also, it checks out bc she has no personality. She takes on the personality of whoever she's with or whatever/whomever benefits her.

Terrified people will see the “real” her. “There’s so many cameras!”

Meanwhile she posts her family, people in the background, other people’s children without a second thought. But then again she thinks consent is annoying and just wants people to do what she wants them to do.

https://imgur.com/a/Pf0m37R

Scared to walk into a store in case anyone sees the real her. 

https://imgur.com/a/2FfjHh2

Who else has been on the cover and how many are with Shine? She gave 💵 to do this, so weird to act like it’s something she was chosen for 😵‍💫

Her kids know every big open gaping mouth laugh is fake. She does it in every pic. She’s stuck in the 2016 influencer era of big laugh, coyly looking down at pigeon toed shoes, or holding a cup of coffee.

Here’s the clip: https://imgur.com/a/ORgt43m

Mandy Moore phase

https://imgur.com/a/ErEoUl8

Crash out after Reitman’s

https://imgur.com/a/5xSrwJJ

Parenting teamwork/collaboration at its finest

https://imgur.com/PVwwMMV

🫤

https://imgur.com/a/zoGYusR

Rememer her weird pregancy photos? This was from the old snark group. Something is def off with her.

Remember when in 2018, so 8 years ago when M was what 12? 🐦 forced her to make a video for Queen Panties socials talking about her 1st period? All just to sell product. She's effing horrible. I also remember not long after this she had M openly discuss her mental health anxiety to “help others” meanwhile it was just more content for 🐦 she's incorrigible.

Holy shit that dent in her pinkie from her phone use 😳

I've been considering upgrading mine and this is an immediate no for me. Too bad they're tarnishing their brand this way. I'm in shock.

Bc if SHE can look that much “better” than they can too. It’s all a mind fuck