I find it harder to believe this guy even knows how to use Steam.

Clean up in aisle 3 thru 10

And it's seemingly random which notifications pause the game

The Onion has been killing it recently. They must have gotten new writers cuz they seemed to fall away for awhile. They're definitely back on top now though.

This is what I wanted to do. But I'm lazy

This is legit horror

I know it's self indulgent and corny

I never intentionally do anything. How dare you!

Oh man that would have been a good punchline

That sounds like approval to me!