This absolute imbecile once went to the ER - FOR A HEADACHE!

I just about lost it on her. I have been a chronic, intractable migraine sufferer for 35 years. The disease has cost me jobs, friendships, milestone events, and many moments in between with my 3 beloved children.

I have been admitted countless times for level 10 pain that has been intractable, putting me at an increased risk for stroke. I’ve lost all muscle tone in my right side occasionally, lost my ability to speak and have blown blood vessels in my eyes. It’s an ugly, multi-faceted disease and people like this bitch are part of the reason why migraine disorder is still so widely misunderstood.

Are there varying degrees of the disease? Absolutely, it’s a neurological spectrum disorder. But I do not, for one single solitary second believe that she has migraines. I never use the C word but when I think about her wasting valuable resources at the hospital because poor little birdy has a bloody headache - fuck me, I was spitting venom.

The way “congratulations” have been poring in over this masquerade 🤦🏻‍♀️ does anyone possess critical thinking anymore? She’s not an esteemed model. She’s a grifter who aggressively injects herself into any opportunity that will garner likes and comments. Imagine your life’s worth being measured by internet strangers congratulating you for a magazine shoot you paid for 😭

I seriously hope the CRA audits the fuck out of these grifting parasites!

The Reitmans one always sends me 🤣🤣🤣

Do these legs look like the same legs she posted on her story yesterday?! Be so for real 🤣

Fucking whore bitch is getting a Volvo gifted to her. Here’s my letter to them:

To Whom It May Concern,

I am writing as a consumer who has long respected the Volvo brand and its reputation for integrity, safety, and thoughtful corporate values.

I was extremely disappointed to learn that Volvo chose to gift a vehicle to an influencer whose public image and conduct I do not believe reflect the values that Volvo has spent decades building. While I understand that influencer marketing has become a common advertising strategy, the individuals chosen to represent a brand inevitably become an extension of that brand in the eyes of the public.

Volvo has historically distinguished itself through authenticity, responsibility, and substance. Seeing the company reward online personalities whose primary contribution appears to be self-promotion rather than meaningful achievement sends a message that feels fundamentally at odds with those principles.

Consumers notice where companies choose to invest their resources. Many hardworking customers save for years to purchase a Volvo because they admire what the brand stands for. It is difficult to reconcile that loyalty with the decision to provide expensive gifts to individuals who may not embody the standards Volvo claims to champion.

I hope Volvo will reconsider the criteria it uses when selecting influencers and brand ambassadors in the future. Partnerships should strengthen consumer trust, not undermine it.

I would appreciate hearing how Volvo evaluates potential influencers and how the company ensures these partnerships align with its stated values.

I guarantee she will reemerge when we least expect her 😂 she’s a parasite

She’s a pig. I asked my 18 yo son how he’d feel if that were my content and he quite literally said “I’d fucking disown you” 😂

Appreciate your understanding! We’ve been working overtime to get rid of that parasite Lauren/michelle but it seems she’s still in there.

We took zero chances when that imbecile started posting our personal Instagram accounts and profile pictures and it’s taking a lot of our time to weed through all the approved users.

Us four mods are asking for your patience while we double down on pest control.

Hahahahah she wishes 😂🤡

We think we eliminated that psychopath Lauren / Michelle! Standby folks for re-accepting requests!

Please bear with us while myself and the other mods develop a system to prevent this absolute unhinged lunatic from skulking around our conversations. She crossed the fucking line by lining up Reddit user handles and linking person insta accounts - hard stop. Freedom of fucking speech doesn’t automatically equate to being transphobic racists. So Lauren, Michelle, Jen, whatever the fuck your name is, if you’re reading this - trust me. I will always be a step ahead.