Salamanderwizard92

joined 1 year ago
[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We're gonna get flooded with UAE princes or whatever. We'll be having those poop parties that the streamers who go over there get caught up in.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

I can say I have been with girls whose friends were guys all wanted to fuck em. I never held against em. Was honest about it with em, but I always put the trust in them to do the right thing.

I've learned in life there's a little truth to everything, and a lot of bullshit with a lot of things. You'll have horrible women, and horrible men. You'll have folks so obviously blind to what's in front of em, they won't know until their bumping uglies with eachother. You just gotta roll with it.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If there's any animal that deserves our respect and our care, it's horses.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good for her bf. I would've been like "she said she was 24 weeks not 28, she doesn't need a note."

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Loss will be around long after humanity has turned to dust. Alien civilizations will have their own versions of it after they've discovered it in the ruins of society.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I have never met a Denali driver that isn't an outright cunt.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

God, I feel this in my soul. Just please brush your teeth without a fuss

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Just like he bleeds brain function.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think Satan ever donated to organizations that support anti-lgbt groups.

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