Reporting for duty. Can't wait to crunch me some Nazis!
Oh, wait, you meant a Golem... well, if it doesn't work out with the clay, gimme a call.
Sasquatch
joined 1 year ago
Per an early draft of the Proverbia Grecorum:
Non spernas Sasquatch in visu neque despicias staturam eius; brevis est enim apis in volatilibus caeli et fructum illius primatus dulcidinis.
Or, if your latin is rusty:
Do not scorn the Sasquatch on sight, nor despise its stature; for the bee is short among the birds of the sky, and the fruit of that primacy is sweet.
Barbarian.
Sorry about that. I had taco bell for lunch.
Usually with a pound of ground beef and hamburger helper.
Attack what?
Humans are the least rational animals. It's why most of us choose to avoid you crazy motherfuckers. That being said, for what you lack in sanity, you make up for in entertainment value.