SatansMaggotyCumFart

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 4 minutes ago (1 children)

Just cut it with equal parts vodka and ice.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 5 minutes ago (1 children)

It's always easiest to blame someone else.

The corporations blame the consumer, the consumer blames the corporations and everyone gets to consume and profit blamelessly.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

It's always the time and place to respect animal rights.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 19 minutes ago

I find it emulsifies nicely with the olive oil in proper ratios.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 39 minutes ago

Well you can get erections then and you probably get a discount on them too.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 41 minutes ago (2 children)

Nice looking hummus.

Do you add some of the aquafaba and if so how much?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 43 minutes ago (9 children)

Who buys and burns most of the fuel they create and why?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

How do you feel about deep fried pickles?

I'll tell you how I feel they're either too hot or soggy so fuck that shit.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 55 minutes ago

Goddamn my dick would look massive in those tiny hands.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 58 minutes ago (2 children)

What's your current job?

 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49904869

President Donald Trump did not take kindly to being asked whether he believed bombing civilian power plants and bridges would constitute war crimes after he threatened to do just that in Iran.

The president, 80, was taking questions from reporters in the Oval Office when he was asked about his threat this week on Truth Social.

“You’re talking about blowing up civilian power plants and bridges. Much of the civilized world would consider that a war crime. Do you?” the reporter asked Trump point blank.

The president paused for a moment before deciding it was probably best not to answer the question at all, which had clearly annoyed him.

“Uhhh, I won’t respond to that question,” Trump said before demanding to know which outlet the reporter worked for.

“The New York Times,” the reporter responded.

“I figured so; the failing New York Times,” Trump said before turning away.

HE ordered the targeting of civilians (remember the girls school?) and civilian infrastructure. War criminals are held to account. If you don't wanna be a war criminal held to account, stop doing war crimes.

 

After a little wire clean up.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49864089

Donald Trump has announced he will run for president in 2028 during a rambling speech to the Washington press corps.

Trump was speaking at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner when he appeared to make the announcement.

I won three times, now I’m gonna do it again,” he said, while putting on a cap that read “Trump 2028″.

“I’m gonna do it again. It should be easy.”

He went on to add that he won in 2020 but the election was rigged.

The 80-year-old was met with a smattering of applause, but even he did not seem excited by the moment.

Over the dead body of every patriot that stands for the Constitution, which reads in pertinent part:

No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice

-22nd Amendment

 
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