SavinDWhales

For it was the trucker's itch to make you his Trucker b*tch.

That's not Link, that's Elrond!

If you're not using fish: sudo !!

Well, we'd better replace it, then.

Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of Senators.

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I got a ~~slug~~ turtle?

Could have gone for a different bandana...

Or the horse shied because he was shouting "Nike!" very loud. And, being on the roller skates, it might have fumbled and buried the messenger under it, thereby killing him.

Let's just make a nice cup of tea in that Nutri-Matic over there ...

I don't think they were expensive in comparison to ABUS, Uvex, Alpina.

KED for anyone wondering.

You do know there are electric kettles available that are smooth inside? I wouldn't buy the kind with an open heating element and plastic on the inside. Instead, get one with stainless steel inside.

"follow the man with your mouse cursor until the light flashes" will be the next step in crowd sourcing for the army...

Thanks for the information! 🙂