Back on the farm grandma used to put all the male donut holes in a cheese cloth and drown them in icing. Industrial donuting really lacks the care and compassion of family 'nuting
Screamium
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Grandpa! It's me, I'm your grandson from the future! I had to use the time machine and see for myself that you really did witness this momentous moment in human history!
Rotating house!
Oh trust me, I don't need the extra awkwardness!
Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!
Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so... PATOOIE
Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?
He's parroting good points he hears used against him.
"You don't have a plan"
"That's a lie"
All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms
Also, thoughts and prayers to the families affected
Ahoy! It's pawpaw season!
I stay away from "Full stack" dev roles. Keeping a UI current with all their demands and so many dependency updates is a full time job on its own. Then on top of that I need to implement back end systems and stay on top of security? Hire two people you cheap bastards!
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Asimina triloba, aka Pawpaws. The hill-billy banana!