SexMachineStalin

The whole BRICS thing was pretty off the chain and I'm still making progress on shedding excess kilograms.

I also realized I can use the company phones I repair to make new emails (without Google demanding a phone number) for when my 69,420th Twitter account inevitably gets banned for threatening to remove a NAFO's face with my Galil.

:PIGPOOPBALLS: :gulag:

Ahhhh Euromaidan Press. The legitimacy beneath my stream of piss coming from the 20th floor balcony.

I'd tell my 10-year old self that 9/11 jokes will be a thing and "America deserved 9/11".

this way it’s not used to buy Russian fossil fuel or help billionaires commit suicide in expensive vanity submarines

This is actually a much better way to use the money,lmao. Also _elenskyy should have just stuck to playing the piano with his knob.

Haha, pianist :submarine:

Of course the BBC has to throw in that bit of kkkracker cope at the end. Nevermind how challenging a south pole landing would be relative to elsewhere on the moon.

:bathroom:

Here's my response. I think it's reasonable enough.

me casually just responding to NAFOids that I get paid 50CNY an hour to :anti-cracker-aktion:

Somehow on my phone in :estonia-burning: I can access RT and came across this article where the US was coping at South Africa to abandon it's partnerships with Huawei because "you need to use :lmayo::amerikkka: technologies". Anyways, South Africa told :amerikkka: to :PIGPOOPBALLS:

uBlock Origin of course and Malwarebytes Browser Guard (because I'm fortunate enough to have one of those coveted lifetime keys)

Comebacks aimed at other people's mothers or wives will never be unfunny. "Putin bofa deez nutz" is one I've ended up using fairly often in recent times.

Pretty much everything with a :ukkkraine: flag. Even government agencies have changed their logos to include the piss-and-sky colour scheme.

Also every single Woolworth's in South Africa. They funnel money to Pissreal and charge like quadruple what literally every other store in South Africa charges for their fruits. The only times when it's ever worth it to step into a Woolies is to either protest or steal shit. How do they still remain in business is far beyond me.