how to install arch (with btrfs and without frustration)

Download Endeavour and click through the wizard?

Which program is the one that surprised you most that it is available on Linux?

Bash.

I find that the least surprising, but ok...

More like a restaurant that has Korean BBQ / hot pot on the menu. Most meals are completely prepared, but for some you need to do a small part yourself.

Wait for the environmental changes and the mass extinction event to break your knees because you're overdue on your vig

Got rich? He was born with a blood diamond stuck up his ass...

Rule of thumb: if it doesn't require a rootkit anti-cheat, it's probably going to work

Here's a list that wasn't posted yet https://lutris.net/games

The only people who care about systemd are those that don't use it

Ever heard of the terms faulty generalisation, sampling bias, or echo chamber?

Nah, just get butterflies

I really wouldn't touch secondhand Ms. No upgrades, no repairs, horrible components (CPU is ok, everything else is straight from the dumpster in order to cover costs).

So when something dies on your device from a company that has a long history of terrible design and QA (I'm betting on storage) you have to pay another $1000+ to replace the whole motherboard. On top of that, I'm guessing that they're also ripping off customers when selling those replacement boards, as having usable ram and storage costs an extra $1000+ when buying new.