That's the whole point of stable distros, but people can't distinguish "stable" from "reliable" so we get comments like "arch is really stable".

I mean it's a language specifically designed to be easy and quick to learn. Even if you don't work with primarily, you'll find it useful for stuff like cli programs, advanced scripts(instead of python), small services, etc.

Transportation of goods is mostly a capitalist issue. You don't need to cover a cucumber with plastic and ship it half way across the world, while selling the local ones to richer countries. The same goes for the vast majority of "goods". Remove all of that greedy, superfluous shit, and you're left with minimal shipping needs.

I mean, space doesn't look like anything.

If you need a cheap laptop, better buy a used one than new. My ThinkPad t480 is still running perfectly fine, you just can't play games on it.

From my experience it's barely lighter than KDE. LXQT/LXDE destroy it in every benchmark and in every test I've tried.

How would it reach terminal velocity in a vacuum?

You forgot selling user searches to amazon

Sits by the fireplace and does leg presses

What a horrible name. I literally had to search for "aux nix" to find a Reddit post mentioning the URL. Every other search term combination was giving me results for ps aux.

Almost half of international fintech services are running on COBOL

Why did you write this post in English instead of Esperanto? English is a pretty shit language, especially as the Lingua Franca...

As for your reasoning, it's obvious you don't know what bash is used for. It's purpose is to get shit done quickly and to make working with cli tools easy. For tasks where you need to write more than a few lines of code, or need a feature like cross platform compilation, you should switch to a proper language.

As for why that's good, try writing something along the lines of "curl | jq | cat >> file" in C. For extra points write it out in a single line, in under a minute, while also keeping it perfectly readable.