SillyMe

I did have a dog that ugly once, so of course I shaved his ass and taught him to walk backwards.

it took about four months for me to notice that he was not, in fact, walking backwards...

the scary thing about robotic warfare is the player with the greatest manufacturing capacity wins.

~1~,420,69~0~

nice.

I think it's more likely they help Freedom of Russia take over.

were you around on reddit when they were obsessed with bacon and narwhals? this is basically the equivalent but for lemmy. if you were not around for that I don't know how to explain it to you.

they're both bloated corpses. one just emits a great deal more hot air.

people have been concerned the onion would struggle with the absurdity that is our politics right now, but simply stating facts in a blunt, sarcastic way seems to be working out for them

that's consistent with my experience. I've heard nothing but joy from the the trans folks in my sphere if influence, but over half of the conservatives I know regret voting for them. Not just trump in some cases, they're pissed at the local legislature over the data centers.

doin the lord's work, son

I don't seem to have any fucking sunscreen. Will the regular stuff work?

it also doesn't try to shame me into tipping.

most electric cars are built like fucking iphones and are difficult to repair.