If America is a bus, Democrats are a driver trying to "safely" deliver us to Death Valley. Republicans are a bunch of crazy passengers trying get us there by driving the bus off a cliff. And despite the fact the Republicans haven't been restrained, the Democrats keep driving the bus on a cliffside road and wont let anyone off or listen to anyone trying to change the destination of the bus.

Yes, I know this is a tortured metaphor.

I am placing my bet on microplastics.

I dunno man, I can actually tell just by the way my chest feels if they've installed defeat devices when driving behind a diesel truck.

The sooner it crashes the better, because the longer this goes on, the more pensioners and retirememt funds will be the ones left holding the bag.

Nazi's and Confederates always losing the only war they're in.

They've "patched" the security hole. Does support bot still have access to password resets?

Yes?

Just got to find a new way to social engineer the support bot.

Sometimes my hometown doesn't shit its pants and faceplant. Though I've been bothering them about this shit for months.

Now that's how you herald an apocalypse.

Yes, the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

I'll probably be underwater on my house when it all collapses, seeing as I bought 3 years ago. But hopefully it'll help some other actual human beings.

As in explosive collapse

This is one of those vanishingly rare scenarios where Civil Forfieture actually makes sense.

You literally programmed your property to commit a crime that endangers the general public.