Slovene85

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[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 27 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (13 children)

Isn't this also a rule in the bible?

Eta: yup

Deut. 22:28-29

If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's got the Meidas touch,

But he touched it too much.

Goldmember!

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or use a thinner endoscope.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Woah, are you saying viral.vegabond is a human trafficker?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Paying by the pew. So only use pew pew when absolutely necessary.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Memphis

Kansas city

Dallas

Atlantic city

Atlanta

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yaaay, I'm on the list!

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Schroedinger's turtle

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You need at least 16 pigs to do the job. So ~~be weary of~~ find any man who keeps a pig farm.

 

 

I mean, they're different glasses so ... 🤷

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