Smeagol666

joined 11 months ago

I would totally go to jail for doing humanity such a favor.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It started with Home Alone 2. He let them film in his hotel for some screen time in the movie. The rest is shitstory.

I also love Chris Cornell's NCTY and damn near anything by Leo Morachioli..

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Was Jay-sus watching when she decided to have 4 chilluns out of wedlock?

Hateful Eight had an intermission; 2 hours 55 minutes.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I hate how often I see this quote without attribution.

Also: "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."

Friedrich Nietzsche

More enshitification, I guess. I refuse to get a PS5: too expensive for no real improvement. I have a ten year old PS4 with two controllers that still work, although I'm the only user.

As a sub-par player of Elden Ring, I gotta say the jar is the "being".

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 10 points 1 month ago

Spoiler: wait until he finds out about God.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"It's called 'inter-species erotica', Fuck-o."

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Smeagol666@crazypeople.online to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

My ex-wife, after an argument the previous night, packed my lunch for me the next day, and that lazy "see you next Tuesday" NEVER packed my lunch, so I should have suspected something. She had put about 1/4 inch of mayo and mustard on it (actually I think it was Miracle Whip). I took a bite and spit it out. For a second I considered wiping it off, but instead I tossed both sandwiches in the trash and headed out to Taco Bell. She couldn't fucking stand for me to spend money on myself without her getting something, even if was just leftovers. When I got home at midnight, she was waiting for me at the door with a smug smile: "So, did you enjoy your lunch?'"

"Yes, I did," smiling back, "I had Taco Bell." wiping the smug smile right off of her cunt face.

 

In November my doc put me on Jardience to help control my diabetes, and it was working very well. I was able to cut my insulin usage in half scale-wise, but also my urge to snack was way down further reducing my need for insulin. On December 23rd I had a complete reversal... of my digestive tract. I was throwing up and couldn't even hold down water. This persisted for about 5 days, until I was able to tolerate half a slice of peanut butter toast and a few sips of coffee. My gf's sister had had a similarly bad reaction to Ozempic earlier this year and her boyfriend recently ended up in the hospital with a ruptured ulcer in his stomach (also on Ozempic).

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