Spooge

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[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I've never had a chick give me a beejer try to inhale my piss while doing it.

Put that shit on a shirt.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

That guy was brash, but I somewhat agree with him. This place is full of people who left reddit for a multitude of reasons. Just think about that. Reddit didn't suffice for the vast majority of people here, and now those same people are circlejerking each other in an echo chamber the size of McDonald's PlayPlace tube. This is why Lemmy, in my opinion, won't last long.

That and McDonald's PlayPlace tubes smell like socks.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Every comment you make is either snarky or argumentative. Touch grass, loser.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

The "I'm rubber, you're glue" response you've got here is much more creative, I'd say. I'd don't come here often, because it's full of delusional basement dwellers.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Am I? Am I literally being the cop in the comic? Or do you just like to feel like you're the graffiti artist when you haven't been outside since March of 2019. You fucking pansy ass keyboard warriors are delusional to the outside world. You're a joke.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

But they literally are abiding by the contract. That's how signage code works.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is how conservatives want it. Dumb masses are easily controlled.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Congress ain't gone do shiiiiiiiiiieeet.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Great joke! You've truly got the whole humor thing nailed down.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)
 

I got an iPhone 17e today. Just wondering what everyone else uses.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Spooge@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
 

In Sept. of 2025, I noticed that the Google Maps car came around and took a new picture of my house and driveway. At the time, we were getting a concrete patio poured in the back, so the patio furniture was in the driveway. I noticed my dog was peeing in the picture and sent it to my wife and had a laugh.

Cut to today. I went back to look for him again and he was gone. Not only was he gone, but the angle of the shot had changed. If they had come back at a different time, then why do the clouds align when I move back and forth?

What doesn't make sense is that he should still be there. It's the same day, same time and everything. I can tell because when I go over to my neighbor's front yard I can still see him peeing here:

The clouds align in the shot where we see him from the neighbor's yard to the new shot where is gone.

Where did my dog go?

Picture of the dog in question:

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