Donny Diaper is well on his way to make that a reality already, no help needed.

As someone with no skin in the game and who hasn't bothered paying much attention to this case, this feels like the 2020s version of the O.J. trial.

He's the best thing to happen to quite a lot of countries not named USA...

Core childhood memory. I remember getting this game for Christmas 2004 and playing it religiously until the sequel came out a year later.

That's just the animal version of the wet bandits.

Some might also be in the lost & found.

He's a professional loser. This is what he does best.

That, and rape little girls.

I'm guessing dads are on a different belt?

A more concise and universal description of conservative values is: "Fuck you, got mine."