Steve

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

SLIGHTLY shot. A tickle.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

To be fair, someone shot him last week.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Please ~~start~~ go back to saying the n-word out loud

[–] Steve@startrek.website 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No nipple no problem

[–] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 4 months ago

If you have extra money, its much cheaper than insurance.

Pro-tip: have money.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 19 points 4 months ago

Sounds like they refused to acknowledge being the person (human? Organ sack?) named on the ticket.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 9 points 4 months ago

Or a transporter clone, or a Romulan clone, or a demon planet clone….

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago

Akshully I’m pretty sure the edge of the observable universe is redshifted to infinity everywhere by definition

[–] Steve@startrek.website 22 points 4 months ago

Yea, they meant carry the person. I guess don't be disabled and fat.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sure, if you own a river

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