Yeah, but like fantastic and fun, not cripplingly depressing.

This took me longer than I’d like to admit to get

They’re also just gross.

I don’t remember how it happened but I wound up with one can of Goya and one can of (I think) Hanover Butter Beans.

The Goya beans were slimy, smushed, having fewer and overall shittier beans compared to the other brand.

So fuck Goya for everything you said but also fuck them for having a shit ass product.

Absolutely shocked it’s not a needle machine gun.

Yeah, this doesn’t make sense.

It’s literally two people dressed the same but acting totally differently.

Why the hell did the person who made this partially replace Randy Quaid’s face?

Bret Stephens is, surprise, a sniveling neocon.

He can get fucked.

Or, you know, the source.

I’m guessing “presumed human remains” means something close to “goo plus bones, we think”.

For those wondering, the other two are Minnesota & New York.

Seventeen years is wild!

Tell me about it! It was hard nuking 17 years worth of content–effectively my online identity–but it was the right thing to do.

FWIW, from a Reddit old timer, Lemmy feels a LOT closer to those early days than whatever is calling itself Reddit these days.

Thirdeded.