The Stockholm archipelago alone has over 24,000 islands, islets and skerries and covers approximately 1,700 km² of which approximately 530 km² is land.
Just get on a boat, go to an empty island and spend some time there. It's great. Depending where you are, you might even be able to order pizza to be delivered by boat!

I'm not defending Grok here but if you ever talked to any coffee snob, it does sounds like they love to jerk off over their own coffee.