My go-to is the ol Lebowski quote, "Strikes and gutters, ups and downs"

It's temporary while my wife completes her degree. Neither of us grew up very privileged, so I found something that supports us both. I'm not proud at all to be a wage slave. However, I am proud that I'm able to support both my wife and I on a single income while she's in school. Sure it fucking sucks that I put in 50-70 hours every week. Either way, I beg fucken pardon if I decide to give myself a lil break every now and again and order delivery

Nah dude, it's not exotic. But sometimes the last fucken thing I wanna do after working a 13 hour shift is come home and cook a meal.

The system is down