You're a useful idiot.

Yikes, you're beyond help.

Are you serious? You think unlockables are what makes people only play these games?

Sweetie, these are competitive games that reward those who put the most amount of time into them.

We don't "need" a lot of them because each one requires thousands of hours to get good at.

I love how you left out TF2.

I honestly think it's laziness.

Europeans still appreciate just living life with their families.

Americans are out for world domination in the name of their oligarchs.