Ack! Wow I remember reading these in the paper decades ago, barely understanding the humor if there was any

Mood :( It's not gonna deter me but a part of me feels guilty as shit for having leveraged male privilege throughout so much of my life when I wasn't one, and upset that it exists to begin with

Cracking two beers into his mouth? Nah he's sharing one with a friend and they're doing it together

And now you don't want to, isn't life cruel? So much time lost

Mentally controlling my placement in space. Think like an advanced teleportation where it can also enable levitation and flight/swimming/space movement. Where I want to be there I am, no gravity. Maybe the only challenge is I have to move with Earth's rotation or I start to fix in a specific point of space and get left behind.

Agreed but why are they thumbing in front of Miku's genitals? 😂

Silence, as I'm in a dissociated state and I can't feel the feelings right now :/

Is he blind? Why did it take him this long?