bumblefumble

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[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Well you don't own your kids, they own themselves.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

UK [...] a different EU country like Germany or Norway.

Only one of those three countries is in the EU, fyi. Not to knock your comment, it seems like very good advice.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

In Denmark those are all available on your phone.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

We are projected to potentially have the warmest day ever recorded in Denmark this weekend, I would call that a direct sign of climate change.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

The lawyer is an asshole and we won't be working with him again.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You could always spin some wire and let the magnets stay still if you wanna be different.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

It's not really on Texas waters, is it though?

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wipers yes, turn signals no, at least in Europe.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 16 points 3 months ago

This has been a thing in Denmark for like 10 years and is one of the batshit crazy things that have resulted from racism being the leading driver of policy for half the parliament.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 30 points 3 months ago

No, I just closed my eyes.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I post this comment quite often, but a number divided by zero is not infinity, so the syrup to waffle ratio would actually be undefined.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

Yeah The Wizard, The Witch and The Wild One is DnD and I can highly recommend it.

 

Dear Ambassador:

President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]

“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

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