daddyrat

joined 1 year ago
[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which direction is “none of anyone’s fucking business”?

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty “

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, spending your free time shitting on other people’s efforts for no reason makes you a loser. Doing it anonymously from the shadows (so to speak) doubly so.

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't be a dick.

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

“Direct Message” , from Twitter.

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

“Why are you wearing that kilt?”

“Because my balls won’t fit in pants”

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dizzy Gillespie. Way back in high school our school jazz band opened for Dizzy at a festival/contest. I was heading to the rehearsal room and saw our director chatting with him, and the director waved me over and introduced me. He said “Hey man, it’s cool to meet you” and shook my hand.

I died.

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Honestly, yours is better. I was thinking of Shaq

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

MAGENTA!!!!

[–] daddyrat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It’s not juice - it’s a protein shthake!

 

 

 

 
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