He’s so god damn stupid. That being said, he should go and do it.

They do. I’m currently a “poor person” (I make 65k a year) dating a rich person (who makes 200k+ a year). And yes, he makes it obvious that he makes that much. It’s a struggle sometimes.

“You can’t fool your base,” they say without even a hint of irony.

He would need to break his arms first.

Where’d his dick go?

I’ve never heard of the guy and didn’t even know he was running.

Lmao. Tell me this is satire.

Screw Reddit and spez. You did well, OP!

What a stinkin’ cutie!

How will we make paper airplanes if there’s no paper? Checkmate, atheists.

I cannot wait!