A criminal prosecution for cutting down a tree is rare and the potential for any prison time for such an offense โ not to mention that the maximum penalty for criminal damage is 10 years behind bars โ is possibly unprecedented, said attorney Sarah Dodd who specializes in tree law.
Is tree law related to bird law?
How do you know?
Small towns are terrible for this. And racism
Chain email from Grandma
๐ Was this written by AI, or was it a person trying to be as annoying with their emojis as possible?
Is reddit watermarking photos now?
Where do we donate for legal fees?
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This is going to be the most quoted literary work of the 21st century
I've been on SO for around 10 years - I'm still not allowed to upvote good answers.
Fuck you, stack
Can someone please set up c/fuckspez, and scrape every comment from reddit today that contains the words "fuck /u/spez"?
Comedy gold in the making
Fun anecdote - yesterday my new phone overheard me say something about rescheduling a vacation day. It then proceeded to add a "Vacation" booking on a completely random day.
Naturally I asked it what the fuck it was doing, and demanded it remove its permissions to edit my calendar. It quickly apologized, then assured me it had removed its capability to edit my calendar. I told it to not lie to my fucking face, realizing it could not in fact update its own permissions. It apologized again, presumably for being a pathological liar / asshole.
Then I disabled Gemini on my phone, and won't be using it again. Thanks google!