designatedhacker

joined 1 year ago
[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

Explains why they're trying to sell a bunch of subscription junk.

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

It drives couches into a frenzy.

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they're antipho we can safely assume their opinions on soup aren't worth a damn.

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they mean a real one with fMRI. Or maybe just signaling to China that their assets get interviewed for life.

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

$13B is 7% of Apple's annual profit in 2022. Not a rounding error. Somebody has to settle for golden yachts instead of platinum next year.

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 14 points 4 weeks ago

Don't bet on it. Nobody wants 2016 part 2. "ahh it's fine I don't need to vote for Harris, she's got this." Bull fucking shit! Don't even encourage that line of thought. These assholes will vote for Dump and "hold their nose" while doing it.

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 55 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is the perfect approach. He can't play it without donating to Harris out of his campaign funds. That will actually make him stop.

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

Dr. Chopp retired. Luckily Dr. Peter Ruff is still available at the same practice. https://urologyaustin.com/doctors/peter-ruff-md/

Is that nominative determinism or did they legally change their names after choosing the career?

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough, and doesn't take shit off of anyone.

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You saying they might have an unexpected dangling pointer?

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Do they make them with LiPos? Everything I've ever owned had sealed Lead/Acid batteries. Really hard to cause any damage with those.

[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 43 points 3 months ago (11 children)

They're also adding a lot more incompatible text formatting and shit to keep Android incomplete with their real chat protocol. Gotta keep those teens bullying Android users. Also E2E encryption would be nice, but the EU didn't force them to do that.

Still great because MMS is garbage and ruins photo and video quality.

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