elkazz

Coal is just Cola with the letters swapped around.

Are you Vince or Owen?

You forgot to mention all the Reddit references.

I've had it for about 3 years now, and really like it. It's more manual than other Brevilles, which is what I wanted, so I find that means I can make better coffee that those other machines - especially the milk. Highly recommend.

• Breville Dual Boiler
• Mazzer Mini grinder

NYPost is owned by the same company that owns FOX News.

The best part is that it's personalised from previous years. Even if you do a depreciating asset, it will remember to include it the next year(s).

What do you have access to that most of the rest of the world doesn't? Certainly not free health care?

Spoken like someone who doesn't have a toddler

Mutant Chronicles (18%)

Choc-dipped Scotch Finger is where it's at.

Are we all just going the ignore the fact that the FCIA director's name is Peter Griffin?