You could almost think that all is still right with the world, given the fact that Germans can take the time to teach a few Lemmy-Markdown rules on the side while invading Anglo-Saxon climes. I love Lemmy for moments like this.
We even have a Zangendeutsch-dictionary!
GARDEUR:
A traditional German company. It was Germany's first pants brand in 1969.
Delivery is only to Germany and the Netherlands.
According to wikipedia “the only pants supplier in the industry that combines all development steps in the company - from the design to the finished pair of pants”.
Good quality, wearable for years, price-performance ratio okay.
There are many local retailers in Germany and the Netherlands. Ideally, try them on for the first time on site, as the cut is very close to the figure. But then the right size really does fit perfectly.
xkcd on point as always. Little fires are blazing all over the internet. When there's a fireman in your head, there's always a lot to do. Sounds familiar to me too.