gary

I searched for my middle name (name that I go by) and it was already taken but surprisingly my first name was still available on Piefed ¯_(ツ)_/¯

You're doing the lord's work 🙏

Right!? he was literally referring to this as an "enormous robot army" a couple weeks ago.

A pair of Doc Marten Oxfords. For about three years I've been buying shit quality department store dress shoes for $60 a pop when they inevitably disintegrate every few months.

Feeling pretty 7 today

A literal demon and she's still so disgusted by her husband she won't let him kiss her on the mouth

It's wild how the narrative can go from saying we're only broke because of avocado toast and Starbucks and without skipping a beat blame us for declining sales at a fast food chain like it's some kind of crisis

Its a classic

We've come a long way from GNOME Mahjongg and SuperTux.

Vanity fair sends a free tote bag with new subscriptions lol I have no use for it. But now I might.

Nice, I can finally put that free tote bag I got with a magazine subscription to use.

I've got a small handful of random wallpapers I've collected over the years, but I'm really picky and almost always end up going with the stock wallpapers. I'm on Debian 13 and I've been using this one since Debian 11.