Yes, you have to opt in. That's why they'll have you check 3 perfectly fine checkboxes, and then hide one like this among them.

Bruce Willis, but that was apparently because of severe mental decline, so I recon that was literally a quick cash grab before everything went to shit.

Alternative ending, he comes in swinging as usual and they're standing perplexed at what he was swinging from.

I'm not commenting on the black people, but it's honestly always such a bullshit take to say that something like lack of consistency in a movie cannot be ruined because it has supernatural elements. Like the actor complaining that people asked him why he didn't lose weight after walking for months, and he points to the dragons. Yes! There are dragons! They are part of Game of Thrones! A guy should still lose weight if he walks for months on a sparse diet! (Also not commenting on having immersion ruined because overweight dude remains overweight, only on the argument)

See this as an opportunity to pick a birthday you really want.

Not at all, barely an inconvenience. They'll just do what they always do. Have a total disregard for the truth and say whatever they can think of that makes the democrats the villains.

Well, uhm... You should not be overwhelmed by what the future might hold, but just focus on getting through today. It's easy to mock sayings if you're too stupid to understand them.

"Don't visit fascist countries" sounds easier...

This is only missing JP coming up with a completely deranged definition of what fries are that he demands the cashier adheres to (I don't think the vodka applies, that's more making fun of the cashier). And also him entirely dodging the question of whether he likes fries, stating that people have discussed whether he likes fries but he refuses to reveal it.

a fascist dictator leading the country; the complete and entire erosion of the rule of law

It's more relevant in the states right now, but this is something we should all worry about all the time.

Alien vs predator - An immigrant trying to find and catch a rapist.

Is no one going to comment on the "magnified five times under a microscope"? Five times? What kind of weak, low refraction plastic lens, cost of bubblegum microscope are you using to magnify your enormous monster ants?