glorkon
joined 3 months ago
They are a product, not a band. I don't listen to products.
I realized I am not trans but incredibly envious of hot women and their ability to have sex whenever they like. WHENEVER they like. That sometimes makes me dream of being a woman, having this privilege to act all decent but blow and fu** as often as I please.
But then I realize that as an ugly middle aged fuck, my biggest fantasy always was being sexually attractive (at least a little bit), so I keep searching the web for porn that fuels this fantasy, quietly weeping inside and pathetically wanking my way to my grave.
I kinda like TWG Tea 1837.
Are you sure it wasn't a star and is your wife's name Claire Cooper, by any chance? https://youtu.be/JNRPa6Mmqm8
Americans be like
If you were a refugee from 9gag like me, you would probably think differently. That place is filled with racist memes.
He's gonna run for president some time in the future, mark my words. And he's gonna be a lot worse than Trump.
Who the f*** dares to downvote a word my brother invented when he was 7?
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