Yes of course its just so funny to imagine someone saying either of these things sincerely

Act your weight is crazy lmao

I prefer Elemenopee

Spend time with my 5yo non verbal son and you’ll quickly realize it can fully be a disability. His teachers just told us he’s the smartest in his class yet he can’t speak, write, do math, use the bathroom on his own, and will elope into dangerous situations he can’t get out of without help.

Crashes to desktop

When he started his presidency he also asked White House staff where the war room was, like the one from Dr. Strangelove

Does she have a name, the T-Rex I mean?

And my fidget sword

Do you need something, outlander?

angry upvote

Gabaghoul