gullible

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[–] gullible@fedia.io 3 points 7 months ago

“Thaddiffer, I do say, what are those Frenchmen doing across the hill?”

“My dear Billiam, I believe they’re attempting to flank us. Shall we preemptively prepare a ceaseless 500 grape shot barrage to render them, the landscape, and everything else within a quarter mile into an unidentifiable vapor?”

“No, no, we shan’t be rude, we simply must offer them first volley. Anyone for tea in the meantime?”

*raucous agreement*

(Yes, I know what you’re referencing but this is magic “everyone gets a cannon” canon)

[–] gullible@fedia.io 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I mean, if a military were to have the financial means to offer a cannon to every soldier, they would. Economics are the backend of every war. In 600 BC, a flexible sword would be both far more expensive and less effective than a spear, which is the crux of my question. I only read the wiki after my comment so I take back halberds. 7355608 proposed an interesting use case in a casual carry belt that feels reasonable.

[–] gullible@fedia.io 85 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (26 children)

Are kids disallowed from hanging out in parks, school clubs, or others’ homes now? What’s changed?

[–] gullible@fedia.io 7 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Given that spears and halberds exist, what’s what’s the utility? Hidden for assassin shenanigans?

[–] gullible@fedia.io 4 points 7 months ago

The devil you know vs the devil you hey, wait, no I wasn’t calling China a d

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