hansquatch

joined 2 years ago
[–] hansquatch@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

See the turtle of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind; He holds us all within his mind. On his back all vows are made; He sees the truth but may not said. He loves the land and loves the sea, And even loves a child like me

[–] hansquatch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I like how much they are turning the screw…

[–] hansquatch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But it’ll be good if I don’t die first, right?

[–] hansquatch@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was in Kaysville, Utah which is know for being one of the creepier cities in Utah. I was in a store (one of the type that was once a house in residential until it was rezoned as commercial and turned into a store) and shopping around. The house/store had an upstairs that was ‘employee only’.

I shopped there for like thirty minutes and the whole time the owner’s kids were upstairs playing around. As I was leaving I heard some giggling upstairs and I said to the cashier “sounds like they’re having fun”. She looked at me dead ass and said: “you hear them too?” She was wide and teary eyed. It freaked me the hell out.

I was like “yeaahh…” and she shook her head slowly and was like “there’s no kids up there. Hasn’t been since we bought the place…”

Still weirded out by that one.