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And just to round this out: don't fight an elephant when neither of you are drunk

Not guaranteed of course, but it would give you good protection for many years.

Just in case there’s still any misunderstanding, to the adults reading this, the age check is for you.

The devil really does have the best music.

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew

Yeah you play a little bit on your carrot flute then they remix it for the dancefloor.

Can't acknowledge he didn't know something (except the word affordability, or groceries etc, but that's becaue he found out about those words before we did)

Never even finished the second one it was so boring, it's on the long pause

But do you aim to close them as a stack or a queue

Voulez-vous cowcher avec moi ce soir

Arc of evolution flexing toward crab