Here we go again. The fact that they're allowed to trade in the first place is a joke, not least because they are owned by lobbyists.

Those are the ones they want

You are quite the mouthful

Paywall article

Cops have been killing people anyway. May as well get something for it.

Eh, I mean what can domestication offer them that they don't already have? A cat-sized rat requires concessions.

That's a bingo. Empathy causes stress.

Bigly. Bigly out of touch.

Splitters!

And I would like to give him a shave til his face is concave

Because everyone dreams of ending up in Bakersfield...

In musk's deregulatory hellscape, the disclaimer is likely not even necessary now.