If Luigi gets the death penalty, so should this guy.

Same

I knew it! Macroplastics!

Forgive me, I’m still not sure what this means. Is this site just dead at the end of the month?

I hate to tell you this, but your friends are birds.

Taco in chief has a nice ring to it.

“I hereby declare bird flu eradicated!”

Just give The Dead Internet Theory a read.

Bots are absolutely used to keep communities alive to drive user engagement. Reddit for sure does it.

We are so screwed.

Woh, spoilers!

Not that I was going to watch any of them, but now that I know he only dies twice and not thrice, I’m definitely not watching them.

Brief Devils advocate here: the tariffs were public knowledge since at least February. I also sold a bunch of stocks before the market tanked.

Trump is quoted saying “there is going to be some pain” in early February while discussing tariffs on Mexico and Canada. That’s enough insight to make me sell, and that was well before most of these insiders sold their position.

It’s very, very, very difficult to prove insider trading unfortunately. It does look bad from a trust standpoint however, and I agree with that sentiment. It looks especially bad when the president and CEOs laugh about how much money they’ve made while standing in the Oval Office.

Insider trading or not, the optics don’t look good.

Looking at you, Adobe. Creative cloud has sucked so much from me, but I need it for work.