Oh dang, good point. DVDs don't like temperature changes. It'd have to be built like a mini-fridge.
https://www.freeblockbuster.org/
Hooray for physical media! There are enough super common DVDs out there to keep these stocked for a while.
Edit: @negativenull@piefed.world has a great point. DVDs don't take temperature changes well. Maybe movies are better served digitally in this case. What if we made an Internet in a Box or Khan Academy on a Raspberry Pi with added movies that we, um, have permission to distribute over Wi-Fi.

Hehehe, our reputation has made it here. Excellent!...
But yeah, we'd love to have this. Don't forget to credit the artist B.V. in your post title.
Yes. Here, nobody is selling anything to me and I'm not getting sold.
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I tried a different approach and found a witch doing a kickflip on a broom. Hooray!
I really wanted to do a kickflip for you, but the only broom I found that can kickflip is Jaaacee310's Marisa Kirisame mod for ReTHAWed. I don't have ReTHAWed installed, and I couldn't find any other images or videos of skater Marisa in action.
It wouldn't help. There are 77 million more Trump supporters that would take his place.
Source is Nhim_Art on X/Twitter.
For the past couple years, I only tweet guillotines. So, I get to retweet this one.
Cancer sucks. I don't wish cancer on anybody...
...but karma's a bitch, ain't it? Also, don't let this stop us from prosecuting her for her crimes.

