My wife spit gum in the parking lot a couple months ago.

I was not happy.

There's a few other instances lately where she's not been thinking through things. She's becoming more like her dad in her later middle age, and I'm getting concerned.

It was like one of the scenes from Fifth Element

I've been thinking this is the solution to a number of problems (e g. high COL). The problem is that the popular states are popular for a reason